Sometimes i can just feel myself being a pissy, annoying, little cunt but i can’t stop myself sigh

are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes

with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks

That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.

(via white-gold-vodka)

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I think about you all the fucking time.

i also think about fucking you all the time but irrelevant.